(A work in progress . . .)
- The startup that is yet to roll out an MVP says they always build for the millionth user.
- The screening test for software positions contains 20 stock aptitude questions that need to be done in 20 minutes.
- The $1000-budget client insists that the backend be ‘unhackable’ and infinitely scalable.
- The one hiring for senior developer positions thinks smartphones are “technology”.